White House Intruder

BREAKING NEWS!

Someone manages to slip past the Secret Service, 

prances about on the White House lawn, and goes 

so far as to jiggle the door to the executive mansion. 

Surely Obama must be behind this, too!

Snow Flurries in March

Donald's mind is on important matters of State.

Same as it would have been,
had he done it to You?

Yes.

Poor Donald's still getting picked on something awful 

by the mean old press. He keeps tweeting away like 

mad over how unfair it is.  His devoted followers have 

all crossed their fingers and are hoping that this April 

the press might decide to be kinder to the poor old boy. 

What do you say we appoint Donald 

as our official April fool?

Kellyann Flakes

Huh?

What will those zany kids get up to next?

Donald really likes Oil

And he really, really, really wants to thank ExxonMobil 

for helping him Make America Great Again!

Trump says:
Exxon will MAGA! 

How many biological species, and humans, will have to die in order 

for the US to enjoy the greatness is unknown at this point.

America loves oil: again, no surprise there.

Donald is once more rewarding those he already rewarded with cabinet posts. 

No surprise there, either. 

If you don't know, I'm referring to secretary of state Rex Tillerson, chief executive of ExxonMobil. 

I'm unsure whether or not he remains Exxon's CEO, or if that's even possible.

I'm sure someone will enlighten me on this point?

ExxonMobil crimes against humanity and the environment: 

ExxonMobil supports numerous right wing and conservative think tanks and lobby groups, 

(see 'PR Companies and Greenwash' and 'Lobbying' above for examples). 

They promote everything from environmental deregulation to cuts in social welfare spending. 

ExxonMobil is also a strong proponent of so called free trade.

ExxonMobil supports organisations like The Heritage Foundation that are working for the opening of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, an ecologically sensitive area hosting numerous species. 

So far this area has been untouched by development. 

Exxon has been in the forefront of fighting any action on climate change. 

ExxonMobil was also a major contributor to a $13 million U.S. advertising campaign against the Kyoto agreement.

ExxonMobil sees no need to invest any of its huge profits into research into renewable energies.

ExxonMobil owns 50% of the Rundle oil shale deposit near the Great Barrier Reef World Heritage Area. Greenpeace Australia is currently campaigning against development because of the potential of toxic run off damaging the earth's most extensive, sensitive coral reef.

Exxon Chemical (producer of phthalates) and Mattel (toy manufacturer) opposed the EU-wide ban. 

In 1998, a proposed EU-wide ban on PVC toys containing phthalates was dropped. 

Exxon has also been the cause of environmental damage in Russia, Peru, Ecuador, Nigeria, Chad, Columbia, Indonesia. In fact, it seems difficult to find an area of the Earth Exxon Mobil hasn't damaged.

Exxon, with its extensive history of pollution, offshore drilling pollution, and Illegal water pollution, is also guilty of hazardous waste violations, stealing oil and gas, and violations against workers rights and safety.

Thanks a lot, ExxonMobil!

Snow Flurries in DC

President Barack Obama’s final Cabinet member wasn’t confirmed until 

the 99th day of his presidency, but you didn't hear him whining about it.

Poor Donald. At least we can all agree, no one's ever 

had a Bigger meeting with the Russians than Trump.

"Photo contradicts Pelosi's statement about not meeting Kislyak"

"House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Friday that 

she's never met with the current Russian ambassador, Sergey Kislyak. 

Asked to square Pelosi's comments with the photo of the meeting, a spokesman 

said Pelosi simply meant she never had a solo meeting with Kislyak."

Oh, this is good!  "Obama wiretaps Trump's Phones!"

I don't know which is funnier; the likelihood that it's 

Trump psychosis, or the possibility that it might be true.

The show must go on!

Donald has great respect for women, because women serve vital roles:

They have pussies you can grab.

They can give you a golden shower.

They're real killers, (especially smart ones who act feminine and needy).

But most of all, "...it really doesn’t matter what the media write 

as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”