Tuesday, October 24, 2017

God Help America!



History repeats itself.


God Help America - 

'The People Have Spoken'The Mirror - UK11-6-4

Brian Reade
00:00, 5 NOV 2004
 
They say that in life you get what you deserve. Well, today America has deservedly got a lawless cowboy to lead them further into carnage and isolation and the unreserved contempt of most of the rest of the world.
 
This once-great country has pulled up its drawbridge for another four years and stuck a finger up to the billions of us forced to share the same air. And in doing so, it has shown itself to be a fearful, backward-looking and very small nation.
 
This should have been the day when Americans finally answered their critics by raising their eyes from their own sidewalks and looking outward towards the rest of humanity.
 
And for a few hours early yesterday, when the exit polls predicted a John Kerry victory, it seemed they had.
 
But then the horrible, inevitable truth hit home. They had somehow managed to re-elect the most devious, blinkered and reckless leader ever put before them. The Yellow Rogue of Texas.
 
A self-serving, dim-witted, draft-dodging, gung-ho little rich boy, whose idea of courage is to yell: "I feel good," as he unleashes an awesome fury which slaughters 100,000 innocents for no other reason than greed and vanity.
 
A dangerous chameleon, his charming exterior provides cover for a power-crazed clique of Doctor Strangeloves whose goal is to increase America's grip on the world's economies and natural resources.
 
And in foolishly backing him, Americans have given the go-ahead for more unilateral pre-emptive strikes, more world instability and most probably another 9/11.
 
Why else do you think bin Laden was so happy to scare them to the polls, then made no attempt to scupper the outcome?
 
There's only one headline in town today, folks: "It Was Osama Wot Won It."
 
And soon he'll expect pay-back. Well, he can't allow Bush to have his folks whoopin' and a-hollerin' without his own getting a share of the fun, can he?
 
Heck, guys, I hope you're feeling proud today.
 
To the tens of millions who voted for John Kerry, my commiserations.
 
To the overwhelming majority of you who didn't, I simply ask: Have you learnt nothing? Do you despise your own image that much?
 
Do you care so little about the world beyond your shores? How could you do this to yourselves?
 
How appalling must one man's record at home and abroad be for you to reject him?
 
Kerry wasn't the best presidential candidate the Democrats have ever fielded (and he did deserve a kicking for that "reporting for doo-dee" moment), but at least he understood the complexity of the world outside America, and domestic disgraces like the 45 million of his fellow citizens without health cover.
 
He would have done something to make that country fairer and re-connected it with the wider world.
 
Instead America chose a man without morals or vision. An economic incompetent who inherited a $2billion surplus from Clinton, gave it in tax cuts to the rich and turned the US into the world's largest debtor nation.
 
A man who sneers at the rights of other nations. Who has withdrawn from international treaties on the environment and chemical weapons.
 
A man who flattens sovereign states then hands the rebuilding contracts to his own billionaire party backers.
 
A man who promotes trade protectionism and backs an Israeli government which continually flouts UN resolutions.
 
America has chosen a menacingly immature buffoon who likened the pursuit of the 9/11 terrorists to a Wild West, Wanted Dead or Alive man-hunt and, during the Afghanistan war, kept a baseball scorecard in his drawer, notching up hits when news came through of enemy deaths.
 
A RADICAL Christian fanatic who decided the world was made up of the forces of good and evil, who invented a war on terror, and thus as author of it, believed he had the right to set the rules of engagement.
 
Which translates to telling his troops to do what the hell they want to the bad guys. As he has at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and countless towns across Iraq.
 
You have to feel sorry for the millions of Yanks in the big cities like New York, Washington, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco who voted to kick him out.
 
These are the sophisticated side of the electorate who recognise a gibbon when they see one.
 
As for the ones who put him in, across the Bible Belt and the South, us outsiders can only feel pity.
 
Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets.
 
The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong".
 
You probably won't be surprised to learn of would-be Oklahoma Republican Senator Tom Coburn who, on Tuesday, promised to ban abortion and execute any doctors who carried them out.
 
He also told voters that lesbianism is so rampant in the state's schools that girls were being sent to toilets on their own. Not that any principal could be found to back him up.
 
These are the people who hijack the word patriot and liken compassion to child-molesting. And they are unknowingly bin Laden's chief recruiting officers.
 
Al-Qaeda's existence is fuelled by the outpourings of America's Christian right. Bush is its commander-in-chief. And he and bin Laden need each other to survive.
 
Both need to play Lex Luther to each others' Superman with their own fanatical people. Maybe that's why the mightiest military machine ever assembled has failed to catch the world's most wanted man.
 
Or is the reason simply that America is incompetent? That behind the bluff they are frightened and clueless, which is why they've stayed with the devil they know.
 
VISITORS from another planet watching this election would surely not credit the amateurism.
 
The queues for hours to register a tick; the 17,000 lawyers needed to ensure there was no cheating; the $1.2bn wasted by parties trying to discredit the enemy; the allegations of fraud, intimidation and dirty tricks; the exit polls which were so wildly inaccurate; an Electoral College voting system that makes the Eurovision Song Contest look like a beacon of democracy and efficiency; and the delays and the legal wrangles in announcing the victor.
 
Yet America would have us believe theirs is the finest democracy in the world. Well, that fine democracy has got the man it deserved. George W Bush.
 
But is America safer today without Kerry in charge? A man who overnight would have given back to the UN some credibility and authority. Who would have worked out the best way to undo the Iraq mess without fear of losing face.
 
Instead, the questions facing America today are - how many more thousands of their sons will die as Iraq descends into a new Vietnam? And how many more Vietnams are on the horizon now they have given Bush the mandate to go after Iran, Syria, North Korea or Cuba...?
 
Today is a sad day for the world, but it's even sadder for the millions of intelligent Americans embarrassed by a gung-ho leader and backed by a banal electorate, half of whom still believe Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
 
Yanks had the chance to show the world a better way this week, instead they made a thuggish cowboy ride off into the sunset bathed in glory.
 
And in doing so it brought Armageddon that little bit closer and re-christened their beloved nation The Home Of The Knave and the Land Of The Freak.
 
God Help America.



Gun Control




Every American needs at least One.





...more to follow....





The Alt Reich




In this age of alternative facts, how can you tell if someone's a Nazi?





Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Draining the Swamp




This is what happens when you repeal the Clean Water Act
before draining the swamp.


















Thursday, June 29, 2017

A Call to Arms



Because leftists lie, and Lies are Violent!


(Shhhh! Don't tell Donald!)





But nazis and right wing guns nuts aren't, 




so let's get out there and shoot some liberals!




But wait, there's more!

Charlie has a few things to say to you Ayatollas!


The only callouses on Charlies hands are on his fingertips. 




Then there's this clown; remember him?

The Plagiarizing Policeman. Great choice!


It goes on and on.




They made a shitload of these gun promoting ads,
and all of them damn liberals in one way or another.

They're going to get their war, even if
they have to start it right here at home.





Which is probably exactly what they wanted all along.






They want what they want.










Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Tears of June






Poor little Donald.
Nothing but Wah Wah in the White house these days.
Surely it's all Obama's fault, somehow!















Fake News! Fake News! Fake News!
Fake President!








The poor thing just can't stand any reminders of Obama.
A mind wipe might help, if he had a mind.










Monday, May 29, 2017

Memorial Day Tears






Of course it doesn't have anything to do with the

fact that you're embarrassing an entire nation.


Most of us would rather they not only take away
your twitter, but staple your mouth shut as well.






Bummer! 

Donald's mentors just aren't toeing the line.
Well, what did you expect, Donald?



Trump, Jan. 9:
"If you look at North Korea – this guy, he’s like a maniac, OK?
And you have to give him credit. How many young guys —
he was like 26 or 25 when his father died —
take over these tough generals, and all of a sudden —
you know, it’s pretty amazing when you think of it.
How does he do that?
Even though it is a culture and it’s a cultural thing,
he goes in, he takes over, and he’s the boss. It’s incredible.
He wiped out the uncle. He wiped out this one, that one.
I mean, this guy doesn’t play games."




Really, Donnie? 





But it's all good, because Donnie gets to help out his friends,

and Donnie really, really likes to help out his friends.

Like, giving his business cronies big tax breaks and stuff. 



America is looking swell for corporations these days.
Too bad it's not looking so fine for Donald and posse,

or his middle class conservative supporters.







Thursday, May 18, 2017

Burn the Witch!












He's going up in flames.







But wait, he lit the fuse himself!












Now we sit back and wait for the Kaboom!







Here's hoping it isn't nuclear!






Saturday, May 13, 2017

Meanwhile, back in Hell...



... Dick shakes his head in wonder, as Donald tweets:


"James Comey better hope that there are no "tapes of 

our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!"






The more things change.....












Tuesday, May 2, 2017

May First Wah Wah



Donald doesn't like losing the game,
so he wants to change the rules in his favor.



More Boo Hoo from the big baby. 




Get out there this year and vote every 

Republican Senator out of office.






May 10: Says Don the Draft Dodger:







Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Russiagate




This is going to go down in posterity
as a bigger fuckup than Watergate.
Mark my words.







Ha ha, you wish, Donald!








Sunday, April 23, 2017

Degrees of Crazy









Donald Trump is getting crazy-er....








More proof of paranoid psychosis from the Potus:





Donalds latest tweets, April 23, 2017:


"New polls out today are very good considering that
much of the media is FAKE and almost always negative.
Would still beat Hillary in ........popular vote.
ABC News/Washington Post Poll (wrong big on election) said
almost all stand by their vote on me & 53% said strong leader."








Saturday, April 22, 2017

Earth Day 2017




Another tweet storm from Donald today, with this at the top.





Someone I know well, a microbiologist, a former environmentalist,
now a shill for the drug industry, posted the following on facebook:

"I am celebrating earth day by turning on the AC, driving alone to 

social function this evening, and eating all the red meat that I desire."


Tomorrow it'll be off to church, as usual.






I've posted this one before.







The Earth is not in God's hands. It's in ours.







Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Trump Tribute



Poor little Donnie's been catching so much flack lately,
I thought it would be nice to make a nice tribute to him.
I sure hope you Trump fans enjoy it, too!






A Tribute to Trump









Friday, April 14, 2017

Donald Dreaming




Won't somebody write him a song already?







April 17, 2017



Yeah, the rest of the world was actually starting to like US again.
Thank God we have Trump to set everyone straight on that front.






Surely there's no one alive who fails to see
the hypocrisy of Donald's latest little gem?








Monday, April 3, 2017

April's Fool





In between gleeful exclamations about up and coming photo ops,
mad King Leer mutters about plotters and schemers he imagines
doing their dirty work behind his back attempting to destroy him.








King Leer






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