In between gleeful exclamations about up and coming photo ops,
mad King Leer mutters about plotters and schemers he imagines
doing their dirty work behind his back attempting to destroy him.
King Leer
BREAKING NEWS!
Surely Obama must be behind this, too!
Donald's mind is on important matters of State.
Same as it would have been,
had he done it to You?
Yes.
Poor Donald's still getting picked on something awful
by the mean old press. He keeps tweeting away like
mad over how unfair it is. His devoted followers have
all crossed their fingers and are hoping that this April
the press might decide to be kinder to the poor old boy.
What do you say we appoint Donald
as our official April fool?
Huh?
What will those zany kids get up to next?
